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My review Batman Arkham City

Above Gotham City was snowing. Falling asleep and passers -by, as if trying to hide the sinful city from the vigilant eye of the Lord God. I looked out the window and, in addition to endless snowfall, did not see anything. Only snow and darkness. Snow and darkness. Endless, absorbing hope of darkness. I wanted to run away from her. But I could not. The person standing in front of me was against this. He slowly threw the coin up. As if thinking about something. I froze. The room was cold. But in abandoned warehouses, no one pays for heating bills. So I reconciled with this. I should be scared, but there was no fear. Only curiosity why I was kidnapped and brought here. The last time, throwing a coin, and deciding something, a man came out of darkness. Two -faced:
-Sorry for the inconvenience – he began a two -faced in a false, polite voice – but you know why you were brought here?
I shook my head negatively.
-Because of your miserable article about Batman: Arkham City. Hush, quieter, silence – noticing that I want to kill him, he made me shut up – I just want to talk to you. About your hard, corrupt fate. And about work.

I love graphon and non-gen. 1000 years of human development, countless brilliant inventions, and for which. So that the 3D model of a woman, realistically and seductively pass, whirling her hips

After all, what is your difficult, journalistic share? You are like a hungry, frantic dog cling to the defenseless body of the work and begin to torment it. If the creation cannot answer you, then you kill it. If it does not fit your perverted criteria, then you destroy it. But with Batman: Arkham City you did not succeed. This video game turned out to be a firmly knocked, firmly standing short-on-box, capable of standing up for himself. You attacked him with the whole Codla, trying to trample him, destroy him, but he managed to answer with dignity. It turned out a kind of sparring. First trial blows checking protection.
"Terrible graphics" – but by. She has good graphics and you miss the first blow. With the right. Until we recovered, the second, left. In the form of a magnificent atmosphere Batman: Arkham City. Arising from graphics. Dark, joyless tones. General desolation. Conversations of prisoners. And ashes above the city create a thick, dense atmosphere. It is impossible to break out of it, only plunge to the bottom, and enjoy. Only then will the world Arkham City let you go.

But you quickly came to your senses. He raised his hands again. What did you miss is nonsense. You still have a lot of strength. Come on, find it.- The two-faced grabbed my shoulders, attack me. "Plot" – and your fist flies into the game, breaking through protection. Do not catch on here either. The plot is good. Despite the long duration of the game-about 17 hours, it does not sag. The narrative is developing cheerfully, logically. But the most important thing is that it is interesting to follow from the beginning to the end. The script makes a feasible atmosphere. This is the final touch in the gloomy picture of Arkham City. Thanks to this, he comes to life. And you believe in the reality of what is happening. This is the best compliment for the script that can be. You can even forgive the scriptwriters with one mistake. Unsuccessful "unexpected turn". The game is logically, gameplay is ending, you are already preparing to see the final credits, and here bam, the ceiling arrives. Causes a feeling-"sho for nah" and a feeling of some artificiality. Because of this, two finals in the work. But then the scriptwriters masterfully correct their oversight. And the real finale is bright, interesting, and what pleases, answering all questions. What happens less and less in the entertainment industry – the two -faced waved his hand wide – the continuation brings money. So there are fewer answers, more questions. But not in this case … so again the blows fly into a defenseless carcass of a journalist.

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Everything is already floating in front of you. The game is already smiling triumphantly. Feeling your defeat. But you don’t give up. Raise your hands with difficulty. After all, you are a fighter. You are all fighters here. To the first defeat. Isn’t it? And Vooot, ladies and gentlemen, the last round. One blow decides everything. This is the last chance for a journalist. Cling to the throat of video games and break it. The last blow. Pan or disappeared. He can bury the game. Or she bury him. So. "Gameplay". Hit. But, the game with ease, jokingly, retorts and this. The gameplay is multifaceted. Let’s divide it. No, we will not divide. We would spray the most barbaric way in half with this rusty saw. Pill, sawing. So, a bloodied piece number one combat system. Simplified. Here it is not a means of survival, but a player entertainment means. I pressed the button – Batman, to the joy of the player, made a beautiful blow. Or an effective counterattack. There is no frantic click of buttons to survive. Here the combat process is a casual mini-game to the reaction. Click the button in time. In order not to get bored of the gamer, they gave the devices- Batbomerang, smoke bombs and so on. On gadgets, it is logically built, and gameplay. In certain places, the game requires you to use them. But, devices are akin to a rattle. Playing in the style of “retaliation from darkness”, hiding in the darkness, and taking the opponents one at a time, you may not calmly pay attention to the adaptations, the two-faced fell silent for moments, and sharply, suddenly hit me in the face. My eyes darkened.

The game can rightfully be considered an erotic screenshot and everything there. A female cat. My God. When you press shift, and it leans and crawls on karachi-this is something impossible. It didn’t even go. Movements are full of inner eroticism and sensuality, which even becomes art. You can observe endlessly

– This is not to relax, in a calm voice is two-faced, because we examined only one piece. And the second piece is an open world and the collection of evidence. After all, the genre game is Action-Dventure. There should be an elements of the quest. But there are so few of them. They are like skeletons in the closet of a noble house. They are, but they seem to be. If they had not written about it on the box, then no one would have guessed. This is not l.A. Noire. You don’t have to think here. Here it is already thought out for you. I turned on the scanner, you were highlighted, prompted, went. Go. Jump on levels. Do not explore the world. What the hell is the study of the open world when the Batman dies of the disease? Sooner, quickly save him until the disease was killed. Don’t think. Save. God, save us from temptation, forcing the player to think. This is all entertainment. To a work of art, you have not reached a little …- Silence. He goes to the window freezes. Throw of a coin. Another, judging by my words, you won, journalists. But no. These elements are not so important. This is not the essence of the game. Here the essence destroys you completely. A knockout blow. You are falling. Spit a bloodied cap and crawl into a corner in a beaten dog. After all, the game made you.

And you know why? This game is a real simulator of a cool guy. Launching it, you turn from yourself – an ordinary loser. Dreaming all in another person. Batman: Arkham City – makes you feel a real Batman. She provokes you to show off. She provokes you to land in the center of the crowd of unarmed opponents. And stand calmly, responding to blows, amusing their complexes. To feel how you broke out of the gray larva of the insignificance and you are not invulnerable. Or you can leave the last machine gunner. Deactivate its machine gun. Land right in front of him and calmly go to him, while he frantically, in useless attempts, presses the trigger of a machine gun. Feeling how horror fills it. Feel yourself cool. Horror from darkness. Only she gives such a feeling. Batman: Arkham City. Here you are a real, cool guy. And nothing takes you. You at least look at how Robin gets up. He poses ..
A walkie-talkie squeaks on the table, he is here.
-The excellent-two smiled-the game begins. In gratitude for listening to me, I have gratitude to you. A small gift- clicks with your fingers. The door creaked behind me, and the suicide baid began to hang on me.
-True, a great gift? -Doilly clearly enjoys this, the game begins.
There was a ringing of broken glass. Double -faced took out a gun, click of a tucked trigger. Cold of the barrel by the temple. Yes, the game begins.

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I didn’t want to post it. I already thought everything, the account was killed. And you have a resurrection of the dead man here. Evil spirits and there is evil spirits. So suffer.
Anyway, I wrote it, but I do not agree with what is written here. Not once. This is not my opinion.

I’m not a squirrel for you.
And in general, I can’t understand me alive. I was dead. My soul wandered around the Internet in search of light. Until they grabbed me and dragged me back.
After two bans and execution from a minus-swing, I don’t give a damn. It feels like I am immortal and only eternal ban can kill me. Evil spirits and there is evil spirits.

Because of this, I visited two baths and they demolished me to minus 23. Somehow all the same on their totalitarian machinations.

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